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Dapper

Dapper has become this horrible by-product of the menswear trend and with it the notion that being ‘dapper’ equates to some improved social status* – but to whom is another question altogether. It’s no longer a simple description of a man’s neat appearance, but a microcosm of sensationalist menswear try hards who, in an effort to sound or appear suave, are in fact, anything but.
'Gee, don't you look dapper in that ill-fitted statement suit, I never through paisley on paisley would work, but it just does'.
'Gargantuan Windsor knots, and pointy jester shoes are just so dapper'.
'I’m so pumped for Pitti in June, said the #dapper gent'.
by asdfasfdasdf February 3, 2017
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Dippenaar

Adjective: A word typically used to describe a wholesome, lionhearted and courageous personality seen within an individual of a particular abusive nature.

Also a surname: “Tub-Maker” in Old Dutch. (Compare Cooper in English.)
No one: _______________
Literally No one:______________________
Jessica: "Hey Michael?"
Michael: "Yea?"
Jessica: "You're an idiot!?"
Michael: ".....?"
Michael: "You really are a Dippenaar aren't you?"
by Mr E 2264 April 23, 2020
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Disperfection

The perceived state of being faulty or incomplete.

The imperfect form of imperfection.

The self proclaimed shame we all carry.
"At times I crumble under the weight of my own disperfections".
"One mustn't Identify with their disperfections, they must first accept them in order to transcend them".

"When I was able to accept my disperfections, I felt a great release that allowed me to move on and grow".
by Doyle Wunder March 14, 2022
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sacrificial diaper

When changing a baby, an unworn diaper that's ruined as a result of an especially messy blowout situation, but prevents the surface underneath from being soiled as well.
Whoa! Looks like this new diaper is going to be a sacrificial diaper, there's poop flowing everywhere!
by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010
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Mountain Depper

A mix of Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper. It taste amazing. You will love it forever once you've tasted it.
Josh: Hey dude, try this. I mixed mountain dew and dr. pepper. I call it..Mountain Depper!
Robert: *tries it* Holy crap! You're amazing! You should make this a real drink.
by anonymous28385740193 October 29, 2011
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Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.
Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.
by Kerry Thomson October 31, 2016
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poopy diaper butt

When a woman's ass or lack of makes it look as if she is wearing a loaded diaper, its not flat but it aint fat and something weird is going on in the middle
Hey man did you see that chicks butt in the yoga pants? She had no outer cheeks and all inner cheeks, like she a poopy diaper butt.
by that-guy177 May 2, 2018
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