Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.

Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!

by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025

Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em

oh my! Carl Dave is good

by CDMJ June 8, 2021

Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.

“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”

by cowboy opts October 19, 2020

Daveed

A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.

Daveed loves pussy

by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024

Dictionary Dave

A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.

Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!

by Bumpmynucks July 21, 2022

R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years

R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.

by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025

The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.

I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.

by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022