To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.
Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".
Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022
Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.
Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
by Papa C 617 October 06, 2011
I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.
by medullacortex January 08, 2014
A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010
Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
by LoydMongo January 10, 2019
A sarcastic remark to a drunk person who is drinking or who won't stop drinking after causing unintentional damage to his/her or public property.
Lucy looked outside to find a ruined ATV crashed through her fence and her drunk neighbor still trying to drive it.
she opened her window yelled " have another drink Joe!"
just as he took a swig from his beer.
she opened her window yelled " have another drink Joe!"
just as he took a swig from his beer.
by goldDriver12 February 27, 2012