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Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019
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female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas
hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(
by ilyguelas April 23, 2019
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hulk erection

The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019
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One Direction

they are the most famous boyband in the world, they have been through a lot, they have had a lot of stress and psychological problems over time because of the toxic management, but they have always gone ahead with their heads held high despite their toxic and homophobic team! They are wonderful boys who deserve all the love of this world.
by asiaxlarry October 15, 2019
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immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!
I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019
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One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.
"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"
by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020
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lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.
As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.
by Sh4von April 3, 2020
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