A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.

Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".

by Captainfailure April 11, 2008

On deck

To have something readily available or within reach.

I keep them choppas on deck!
Bitch I got stacks on deck!

by Aok706 April 23, 2007

decoronafied

v. Sober

or Someone or something that has been thoroughly disinfected.

I drank some coffee, Im good and decoronafied, can I have my keys?.Honest I can drive !
or Babe ! Im home! let me take a shower and get decoronafied so I can smash that !

by gandhja man March 11, 2020

December 21

The birthday of the most loyal men in the world. Straight like that

That man Chris’s birthday is on December 21

by Nogvn October 15, 2019

declan mckenna

a vegan rat

declan mckenna is an angel i hate him

by smellysmellsmelly October 11, 2018

Dapper December

Dapper December is the event during the month of December where the former participants of No-Shave November (also referred to as Novembeard, Movember, or Noshavember) have a chance to redeem themselves. It began as the brainchild of Matt Mueller and was taken to the next level by Brittany Reed, both college students. The premise is to dress sharp for every day of December. This means shaving beards, styling your hair, donning a suit or dress, and generally having a neat and sharp appearance. Participants avoid the temptation to have a grunge day and throw on sweats and sneakers and instead take the extra few minutes to put on a classy outfit for an entire month.

I kind of want to wear a sweatshirt, but it's Dapper December and I want to look classy.

by Breed1964 November 30, 2010

No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

by Bawston69 October 31, 2019