russian candycane

When a girls having her period and the guy eats her out and gets blood in his mouth and then the girl gives the guy a blowjob and he cums in her mouth then they spit the blood and the cum together making the color of a candycane.

I couldn't wait till that time of the month so we could have a russian candycane.

by sexy April 10, 2004

Candy

A slang term for masterbation, used when small children or other persons are around.

I hear Jennifer makes candy every single day.

by Steve Bobo November 23, 2010

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

by Yaotai August 26, 2009

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006

Candy

(noun) (Can-dee) A voluptuous woman with curves like Shakira, breasts like Scarlet Johansson, ass like J-Lo's, and a face like Megan Fox's. This woman can get any man/woman she wants and she knows it. When she walks into a room, wives check to see if their husbands are looking.

John: I'm going to have Candy in my bed tonight.
Andrew: You lucky bastard, make sure to call the dentist!
John: Oh yeah, she will open wide.

by Havannah January 14, 2014

cindy

A cindy is the best person you could ever meet. She will most likely like ugly and worthless guys, but that is becasue she sees their potential. She believes her car has feelings, and says words that were cool in the 90's. Beware of partying with a cindy, make sure you have no intentions of having a good time because cindy's generally get drunk quickly, and tend to get raging attitudes. They are more often then not naive, but they are total closet freaks, stunted by their mothers overbearing needs. She will make odd sounds, but jus remind her that you will not be joining the natives anytime soon and neither will she.She will spend money like a fiend, probably. Oh! if you want a cindy as a friend, walk around with a tidbit in your pocket and one will come running. She is an angel, and dont think of her as anything else. If you have a cindy as a friend, be careful, and smack her if she bites. that cant become a habit.

girl- "wow this car seat is super heavy to carry"
the cindy- "i was standing on the belt!"
girl- *pokes forehead of the cindy* "your such a cindy!"

by dizzyheartsyou November 22, 2011

Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005