choke a russian

The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.

"I choked a russian on her chest!"

by Evan February 21, 2005

diet coke

Cocaine - as used by the rap group Clipse in the song "Hello New World".

Baggin' up grams at the Hyatt though. The news called it crack, I called it Diet Coke.

by TheManHere July 2, 2007

cokehead

A term used when your roomate named Jessica V. steals your shoes for profit

Jessica V is a cokehead

by Precious April 29, 2003

Chicken Choker

The larva of the tiger beetle; burrows itself into the ground up to one meter to catch hapless passersby that fall in; is an ugly son of a bitch.

Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.

They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)

Mark runs a chicken choker farm for specimens to put in his gumbo.

by You take the pain away oh Mr. Benny Gray September 13, 2007

Chokeslam

When one man forcibly puts his penis down another mans throat, normally in a wrestling position.

I saw tyler chokeslamming wilbur in the bathroom

by n+66 February 27, 2014

Coke Nail

A fingernail grown out long specifically for the use of transporting coke to your nostril without leaning over to snort along a line

Friend 1:Cindy has a serious drug problem

Friend 2:How can you tell?

Friend 1:Look at her pinky, that's a coke nail

Cindy: *snort*

by Crashtester August 25, 2013

coke & palmer

A mix of coke, lemonade, and ice tea.
A mixture of ice tea and lemonade is known as an Arnold Palmer. Add some coke into the mix, and you've got a Coke & Palmer. Usually drank by pricks at golf tournaments.

Dude: What's that?
Prick: It's a coke & palmer. Now fuck off.

by People Call Me Fat December 26, 2009