cowboy

To want to be a cowboy is to want to kill yourself. it comes from cowboys using ropes and knowing how to tie knots, including the knot used for hanging. "cowboy" can be replaced with "sailor," as sailors are also known for knot-tying, if not more so than cowboys.
Comes from the comment section of the YouTube video, "Knots used for hanging," from YouTube channel Textbook of Knotting.

"i can't handle this pressure anymore
i'm quitting my job to become the #1 cowboy" - @althenea

by ohmyjesusfuck May 25, 2025

Philly Cowboy

When a group of men each ejaculate into a pair of boots then randomly select one of the men to chase the others while wearing said boots until eventually catching one and shouting “Philly Cowboy”. The one who is caught then has to repeat the cycle and the game goes on.

This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.

“Hey guys, who's down for a few rounds of Philly Cowboy?”

by Philly Cowboy lover May 8, 2022

The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy

“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”

by ClassyKit November 12, 2023

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

Cowboys

A western vigilante who uses a revolver and wears a cool hat

The worst team In the nfl

Fuck you dak press it I hope the cowboys go 0-17

The cowboys are way worse than the eagles

by Eagles on top November 24, 2022

Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.

Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!

by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023

The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024