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counterfeit

word used to describe someone or something that is fake or something that is a lie.
example one:
"that stuck up bitch with the pound of makeup caked on her face is counterfeit as fuck."

example two:
"if i ever catch you trying to buy anything from my shop with a counterfeit bill, ill blow your fucking head clean off."

example three:
"she keeps telling me she loves me, but to me it seems pretty counterfeit."
by counterfeitmeaning May 6, 2010
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Ann Coulter

Only non-lethal in small doses, Ann Coulter is the revolutionary new laxitive* from CuntCo. When you seriously need to blow it out your ass, call CuntCo.

*Warning, side effects may include, explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, severe uncontrollable laughter/urination, oily flatulence, Cerebral hemmorhage, and heart failure.
Gee honey, I haven't shit for a week, I'm starting to get worried, Do we have any Ann Coulter in the cupboard?

Here Jack, but remember just a little bit. Your brother Bill took twice the dosage and exploded in his clothes. That Ann Coulter is some high powered bullshit.
by CannabisLecter December 24, 2008
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Ann Coulter

A vile, pernicious, toxic, disgusting, venomous, rat-brained uber-bitch who gives the epithet "cunt" a bad name.

a.k.a. #1 - The pure hell that can be inflicted on society when a planned trans-gender assignment is botched through medical incompetence (check that Adam's Apple - it's as big as a friggin' b-ball).

a.k.a. #2 - The pea-brained illicit love child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand. 'Slander' = 'Mein Kampf' v. 2006.

a.k.a. #3 - The brown residue that occasionally adheres stubbornly to your toilet bowl refusing to wash down the drain even after repeated flushings.
"Honestly Honey, can you just once go to the throne without leaving those disgusting Ann Coulters behind you?"
by Cleetus Awreetus Awrightus November 9, 2008
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Ann Coulter

A bimbo who can state unreliable facts.
Good persuasive speaker however makes several errors on national television.

If she really is conservative, then she would not be stating facts as a liberal. Liberals uprise facts that are being hidden in society, conservatives should not act in such manner. She is condescending to the conservatives because when she speaks about political views, its not really even apparent what side she is on. Undeniably selfish for the attention.

Hates the "french- speaking" canadians, likes "english- speaking" canadians, then all of a sudden "canada should be happy we allow them to exist". So she likes them, but wants to take them over? "Yes but no". She cannot make up her mind.
Close minded, wronfully facted, bimbo- looking: Oh! Ann Coulter!
by exoticass October 5, 2005
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country music

a once-vital form of rustic music derived from European styles of folk and dance music made by European immigrants to America. It's generally played with instruments like the mandolin, acoustic and steel guitars, fiddle and so on. It used to be about observations of the world, life and love in its complexities. Now it's all cliched, with imagery of cowboys, macho bragadoccio, Southern pride, small town life, "she done him wrong", "tears in my beer", "redneck" living, sentimental tripe like the trend-chasing "Angels Among Us", and "family values". Oh yes, and "God bless the U.S.A." jingoism. Ever since Garth Brooks (who is a watered down Bob Seger) hit it big in the fucking PC 90s, country has been "yuppified" and formulaic. Now there boring piano ballads with cliched lyrics galore sung by lousy Richard Marx clones with cowboy hats, the generic hat acts, pretty ladies singing tunes fit only for shopping mall opening-dedications, sexy ladies who sing corporate pop (no, it don't impress me much) and preachy, jingoistic sentimental crap in the aftermath of all this 9/11 business like the aw-shucks "Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning". This trash is pushed on the sheep public by corporate execs in suits.
Country music has a rich history, having been around all through the 20th century, maybe before. It is a "root music" of rock'n'roll (along with jazz, blues and other styles). Then in the mid 90s country lost its vitality, absorbed influences from 70s adult contemporary acts like Fleetwood Mac and the Eagles and it's been gawlee gee money-making yee-haw crap ever since, in other words, a pale imitation of what the genre once was. For hicks, soccer moms and yuppies. Utter puke. Whole families listen to this swill, the kids grow up and become slaves to manufactured trash "music" and stereotypes. Sad, really sad.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 7, 2006
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Ann Coulter

To use the words of Yoda: A cunt, Ann Coulter is.
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Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.
That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!
by Noir November 16, 2006
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