Marist College

Located in sketchy Po-town, Marist seems to be the nicest thing there. Walking around the perfectly cut grass of the campus green with the crazy squirrels, one may see an array of guys with popped collars with baseball hats half off their head. Girls in ugg boots. Also completing the outfit is the ipod, tucked under the shirt, while walking to class so one can listen to 2.3 minutes of music. With 1/3 of the school being from long island (which i guess is the "superior" place to be) then the rest from conn, upperstate NY, new jersey, new england or other. 4 days at LEAST a student will go out to a club/bar/frat and party...and get up for an 8am class.

At Marist College, save a balloon. pop a collar.

by FOXY LADY July 9, 2006

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

Pymble Ladies College

A prestigious school located in the upper north shore Sydney. Annual fees exceed $20,000 and it is also a sister school to Knox Grammar. Many other jealous, inferior schools such as Abbotsleigh, Ravenswood and Brigidine would say that Pymble Ladies are sluts. This is false. Occasionally, a slut will pass through, but there are quickly disposed of. There is also argument that they are dumb, as they are not selective. This is also false, as the school came top in four different subjects in the HSC, including Business Studies. 60% of PLC students also obtain a score of 90% or above in their ATAR. There is also talk of the girls being bitches. Like any school, their are mean girls and nice girls, and for some obscure reason other, not so smart, schools base their opinions on these small number of mean girls. PLC is a top school, and very well regarded, being one of the top 5 boarding schools in the world. IN THE WORLD. Many of the parents also drive expensive BMW's, AUDI or Jaguars. Most of the students are also incredibly pretty and lovely, however the Year eights and sevens are highly despised by other grades for their arrogance and vanity. We understand if you loathe them.

Year 8 from Pymble Ladies College: I am so pretty and smart and everyone loves me.

Year 9 from Pymble Ladies College: No, shithead, they don't.

Dont worry, we knock them into shape.

by Yannos Mandarin August 24, 2011

College Hipster

Fags that hang out in Walmarts only to insult how everything is bad for the environment. They are often seen working in Starbucks correcting people and trying to give advice on how to live.

*Cop Pulls out Taser*
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!

by Skullfucked October 23, 2008

Moraine Valley Community College

Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.

John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol

by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010

College of last Chance

A nickname for the College of Lake County in Grayslake, IL aka Gayslake

I 'm too smart for the College of Last Chance

by Billsner November 8, 2007

I love college

Asher roths first big hit. caused him to simultaneously gain both a grip of fans and haters. funny thing is that the song is a pretty big misrepresentation of asher roth on both accounts. causing him to be called a "white rich kid from college". try listening to songs such as G.R.I.N.D, muddy swim trunks, and battle me to get a real grasp of his work.

guy #1: asher roth is cool man why does he have so many haters?
guy#2: becuz of i love college people think hes a rich white college kid...
guy#1: hunh, i dont think you can control what your born into, and sense when is college a bad thing?
guy#2: i dunno man. hes lyrically badass and siick to listen to stoned.

by mr. solo dolo smokin August 20, 2010