Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.

I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"

by DrFactologist May 22, 2025

Suit clogging

When a young man ejaculates in his swimsuit due to over exertion while swimming

In the 50’s and 60’s boys would swim naked during the swimming unit in PE to reduce suit clogging.

by anonymous September 5, 2025

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

Hawaii Clops

A Hawaiian tradition, where a woman eats the stinky smegma out of an uncircumsized penis. she then puts her mouth over the mans asshole, and swallows every bit of shit the man can produce, she then regurgitates the shit back into the mans mouth where they make out, and belch once more.

me and my boyfriend did Hawaii Clops last night, we got fucked up.

by vetoveto1 January 15, 2026

Royal Palace Close

A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.

"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"

by A. Nani Mouse February 19, 2009

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012