Chinese Home Run

When a batter fouls a ball back behind the screen or net into the stands.

Johnson remains at the plate after hitting a Chinese Home Run on a 2-2 count.

by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

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Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

by mofoko March 27, 2010

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Nah, I'm not Chinese.

1.Something you say, interrupting or just saying after, when you don't want to hear what the person is saying.2. Another definition is to say it in order to confuse stupid people. A way of rejection.

Conversation:
Jenny-"So yesterday I was totally getting hit on..."
Ashley-(interrupting)"Nah I'm not Chinese."
Example 2:
Jordan-"Wanna go out sometime?"
Maddy-"Nah, I'm not Chinese."

by kandygirl425 May 15, 2009

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When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.

So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.

by NGRconCARNE June 18, 2009

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