Skull Candy

The act of fellating a man's sexual organ with your mouth(s).

Dude: Hey bitch gimme some skull candy!

Ho: What the flip do you mean?

Dude: I mean suck my flipping cock bitch.

Ho: Oh, right ok, yeah defo.

Dude: Sweeeeet.

by Skull Candy King November 28, 2009

Church Candy

1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again.

2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".

Bob: "This Church candy is delicious!"
Jim: "..."
Jim: "That's the Holy Communion. The body of Jesus. NOT Church candy!"
Bob: "Still, it IS delicious..."

Priest: "Come here, Johnny. I have some... Church candy for you."
Johnny: "Ok, Reverend! I always trust people in big unmarked white vans!"

by HelloWorldDotExecutable November 7, 2012

candy ass

someone who has a nice ass

jmac has a candy ass

by jessica November 7, 2003

Korean candy

The Korean candy used "Fuck you."

Have your Korean candy.

by Fukuoka. September 4, 2014

Nose Candy

Slang term given to donair sauce. As in liking it so much you could snort it.

D: You like donair sauce too?
M: Yeah that shits nose candy.

by Thelonius Borden February 23, 2010

hard candy

1)A creepy movie about pedophiles

2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.

Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.

by Robby Davis January 17, 2007

Candy-ass

An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.

What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.

by ballsacknegro March 3, 2009