Couch Nigga

A lazy ass Negro. Spends most of his time doing shit.

Yo look at this couch nigga right here, get to work.

by Reficul Natas April 27, 2008

Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

Couch Bomber

Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area

That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.

by Aids-Jay February 8, 2005

couchable

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.

Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!

by HappyHenry35 April 22, 2003

fuck yo couch nigga

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.

Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"

by dareeza October 1, 2008

couch

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

lets go have some fun on te couch =D

by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008

sleep on the couch

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do

Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!

by Tomahawk May 21, 2014