Corn on the cob

When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.

Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".

- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....

Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"

Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."

Jebidiah- deep in thought..

"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!

And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...

by Boners mcgee September 26, 2010

corn flake

1. a white guy, usually a corny white guy
2. could be used to describe a white guy

1. Look at this corn flake trying to dance.
2. Look at this corn flaking ass sucker tripping over himself

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

corn

an item with a high percentage of appearance in your poo

i dont remember eating corn

by lil johnny August 4, 2003

Nebraska Corn Husk

During the act of shucking corn one becomes horny, if they're creative they will place the corn cob in an orifice of a close friend. The orifice is most unlikely the mouth. Once the corn cob is oozing with gooey happiness it is roasted for 15 minutes in a oven and eaten.

Wow Donny, I'm still soar from the Nebraska Corn Husk last night.

by John Nebraska March 16, 2008

corn field

a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening

"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"

"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"

by mistressNikki March 19, 2010

Sweet Jersey White Corn

another word for cocaine snorted out of a bullet

Pass that sweet jersey white corn, dude.

by yosdk August 9, 2005

Corn bread fed bitch

A person who grows up in the country and has homemade cornbread for every meal. Their favorite restaurant is the Cracker Barrel.

Here is Eastern Kentucky we pride ourselves in producing "corn bread fed bitches" because many other foods are too hard to eat without teeth.

by bcoats November 24, 2009