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Captain Large

An entity that harnesses the strengths that is above the level of a super saiyan god. Approach with extreme caution, because he has a habbit of giving wedgies and stealing lunch money to buy more weed for his addiction. Also highest ranked Captain of the bottle army on button moon, who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Has also claimed the lives of many threats, such as Sargent banger, and his silly sausages. He also defeated the likes of HateIsHere, and double4anime.

(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)
Better watch out you G-nome, or I'll call Captain large on your ass.
by Captain Large March 19, 2019
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Captain China

The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019
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capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
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Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
by Brady_gross September 23, 2020
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Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.
Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!
by Capt Knee November 12, 2020
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Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020
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captain brack narrow

jack sparrow's long lost cousin
yes captain brack narrow is captain jack sparrow's cousin
by uncoolcheese69 January 5, 2021
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