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Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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Breakup Face

How a girl looks after a breakup. distinctive because of the; lack of makeup, puffy eyes, messed up hair. Just a general not caring for how you look. Girls with breakup face will almost wear sweats and shuffle around in slippers. Breakup Face is usually followed by "I Need Attention" Face, the opposite of BUF girls will try to look as hot and dress as attractively as possible in an attempt to get a new guy.
Breakup Face:
Guy 1:Damn that girl has a serious case of Break up Face

Guy 2: Seriously but just wait a week or two, and then shell just out the yoga pants!!
by MrJad3d October 28, 2010
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PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.
Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.
by pbsface is here April 24, 2009
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biggest face

The term given to a munter (ugly person) when weight is also factored.
by Clara-Munt April 27, 2009
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skid face

what you look like when you are drunk enough to tumble forward and skid your face.
Man, you had your skid face on last night, you were so fucked up!
by faboomal September 24, 2008
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septer face

A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface
From the back, Jen looked hot, but when she turned around it was clear she was a septer face.
by Nika April 18, 2005
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Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.
Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.
by Bo Dizzle August 21, 2007
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