(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
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To vomit into your partners mouth whilst being boosted up by their feet in a T-pose, otherwise known as air-planning.
by SmallPenMan September 21, 2023
Get the Chunky bomber mug.She told her husband “since she was only doing “the Boebert” she technically wasn’t cheating since she just met him and they were only groping in public
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Get the Skinny-Bobberz mug.N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
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