pudgy bumpkin 

so basically its a pudgy bumpkin and you can be so pudgy with it and as much as a bumpkin as possible. and if you want to be a little pudgy and a teensie bumpkin thats ok too

OMGOODNESS YOU ARE THE MOST NONIEST PUDGY BUMPKIN EVER.

pudgy bumpkin by pudgy bumpkin April 30, 2021

blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

blumpkinator by TheCraw April 22, 2008

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

King of the Blumpkins by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

bumpkin 

An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.

bumpkin by SF NY March 30, 2004

blimpkin 

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

blimpkin by jon September 16, 2003

blumkin face 

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

blumkin face by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

Blumpking 

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

Blumpking by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008