Blohjob 

A Blohjob is a type of oral sex that is given by the Marehan clan of Somalia, a subset and division of the larger Darood clan.

Sekeriye: I’m so hard rn I need me some relief

Abdi: Bro just go to Mudug I hear the gyal there give insane Blohjobs Wallahi

Blohjob by Xamari September 21, 2025

Sneaky Blowjob 

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.

Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.

Sneaky Blowjob by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

angel blowjob

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.

"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend

angel blowjob by Luethenator. October 30, 2011

remedial blowjob 

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.

Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."

remedial blowjob by thai kitteh March 14, 2011

Truckstop blowjob 

When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.

(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!

Truckstop blowjob by Testikahn December 17, 2011

Hobo Blowjob 

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

Hobo Blowjob by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Columbian blowjob 

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them

She gave me a Columbian blowjob

Columbian blowjob by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015