half blast

This is like having your speakers on full blast, but due to time constrictions (past 10pm), room mates studying, or old fart neighbors you can only put them on half blast, still creating optimal bass and sound.

Cop1: Ww got a noise complaint from Rosie again.
You: That old bitch calls when i have my radio of Half Blast! what a cunt.
Cop2: Get on the ground FUCKER, WERE THE POLICE!

by seespizzle April 11, 2008

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Bombay Blast

When a women from an indian descent has an orgasm, and aims towards the face of the man.

Dave: mate i just got a bombay blast from that chick

by Mike Sharman December 20, 2008

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Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 5, 2005

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Blast

Honestly i dont even know how to respond to that last definition. Instead of trying to come up with something funny to say back i think ill just let you go on hating Blast since you seem to be the only person...but i must say your insults were impressive...it must have taken you weeks to come up with some of those jokes. As i said before, we dont really care if you enjoy it, since its mostly for us that we do it anyway. And as for you being a cheerleader, sweet now when i go to games i'll know which one you are, the fat ugly one who cant dance and couldnt make Blast herself, which was obviously why any of your bullshit was written in the first place. I actually feel sorry for someone who has enough hate as to have such harsh feelings towards someone because of their sexual preferance. Where did u come from? this is Potomac not Alabama. And youre probably right, there are some people with little or no talent in Blast yet they STILL made it over you, so wow you must suck balls just like the rest of us right? Well now im gonna go do homework or something intellegent while you sit here on your ass staring at the computer screen trying OH SO hard to come up with more comebacks. You must also be a huge pussy if you're so afraid to say any of this out loud instead of writing it online. In stead of responding again, leave your email address and we can talk about this one on one,or face to face if you have the balls(which you probably dont).

Love your Idol,
BlastDiva05

P.S. I cant belive you're a cheerleader @ CHS and YOU'RE tell ME to respect myself?

Me: Wow look at that cheerleader she sucks Im almost embarassed for her.
Blaster: Ohh maybe thats the bitch whos been writing all that shit about Blast on Urbandictionary.com! Lets go beat her ass!
Me: OH YEAH! No wonder shes so bitter look @ her! Haha no shes embarassed herself enough to last her a life time we dont need to go fight her to make her look bad.

by BlastDiva05 May 8, 2005

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okay this is for the bitch that says balst is for girls that could not make cheerleading and poms....bitch we have pommies and cheerleaders in blast. see how much your bitch ass knows. don't say there isn't any talent in the show until i hear you sing and try to perfrom for hundreds even thousands of people every year. untill you do that then you can say something. for your info we have people that are fmaous now from doing blast if u watched the new show on wb with fran fine her son on the show is a former chs student that did blast and we have tons of other people doing awesome things. you and your oversized self can go sit in a corner and starve herself and throw so u can show everyone you can cheer and spell. wow you know how to spell "score" and "dawgs" omg! when did we learn that kindergarden. i hate people like you that judge without knowing a damn thing. an as for me i wa sin balst and i will be singing in constitution hall in two weeks. see if we dont have talented people now. I bet ur bitch ass cant even dance. You call cheerleading and poms real dancing. oh i want you to go to the clubs and go to PG schools and tell me whose the real dancers. i bet you have CRD caucasion rhythm downsyndrome. i dont even know why i'm wasting my time leaving you a message.

~blastchicayoudontwannamesswith!!!

blastchica: can u beleive that girl was hatin because she didnt get in blast.
blastdiva05: she tried to insult blast but she got knocked the fuck out.

by blastchica05 May 10, 2005

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