Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.
by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018
A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 04, 2012
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 September 14, 2020
A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.
"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."
"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
by iamahab February 17, 2012
She is totally a cinema biscuit
by Dforduds November 01, 2016
A game where multiple men circle around a biscuit and perform a circle jerk on a biscuit and the last man to ejaculate on the biscuit has to consume the biscuit
by Toesucker42069 January 20, 2023
It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.
"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"
by mumsnot July 09, 2014