Boat

Boats are the crappy version of a spaceship. They can't even fucking fly. The just float across the fucking water like the little shits they are.

My boat is not a spaceship.

by ThatOneGuyThatLikesSpaceships July 19, 2020

Boati

Most common cuss in Slovakian language.
It's short for "Boati jebem" which means "Im fucking your god" or "Fuck god"

"Oh man I forgot my phone we need to go back"
"Boati you are so dumb"

by ŤažkýPadinec December 26, 2020

boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.

"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"

by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021

boat-guyed

When a guy you are dating (but not in a defined relationship with) shows great interest in you until he suddenly ghosts you to reunite with his ex, or to pursue someone he was previously interested in.

"Everything was going great but then he ghosted me and I found out he'd gotten back together with his realtor ex."
"He totally boat-guyed you!"

by Peakedin8thgrade April 7, 2021

Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..

Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..

by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021

boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.

Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.

by Lorema06 August 17, 2021

boatmeal

short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.

Chad: To whom it may concern,

May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your

figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.

Best Wishes, Chad.

Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...

Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.

by STD Salmon November 25, 2021