Bakalaka

1. Horrible taste
2. Horrible quality of product

1. Dude that stale dutch is bakalaka!
2. Your powder is bakalaka.

by OGLawyer January 27, 2009

bakashinji

A man with a successful job, educated, surging with energy, and filled with hope. IRC user talened in programming.

<lotsurc> make a "o" with your finger, and stick your cock through it
<bakashinji> aAAAAAAAAAHHAH
<bakashinji> this rules!!
<bakashinji> aaaahhaha!!

by lotsurc October 25, 2003

Bakatu

A male, generally between the ages of 23 and 52, who lives with his parents, in a van or a home for the asexual. A Bakatu does not have real life friends and is generally not circumcised until the age of 32. Bakatu's are proficient at online games, solitaire, masturbation, role playing games and acting on homosexual thoughts. When not doing these activities a Bakatu spends his time posting on MLive.com message boards pretending to be something he is not, educated. Bakatu's are disliked by all, especially their family and people who know them in real life.

This Bakatu has posted the same lame joke on MLive.com 20 times today. I cannot wait until his circumcision, so there is at least one day he doesn't post.

My daughter is dating an unemployed high school drop out who beats her, but at least he is not a Bakatu.

by IslandGuy2000 September 9, 2011

Bakana

Well. Anyone reading this must be feeling a slightly unsettling mixture of shock and idiocracy. What is this strange word with no resemblance to anything in particular doing with a definition? The confusion stops here. For anyone who is confused and upset at the mysteries and the origins of this word. Let this information be known now. This word can stand for anything at anytime whenever one has forgotten a certain term or phrase, has trouble explaining something, and or is lazy to actually explain something, or in some cases just is downright upset at the moment and no other word can explain the emotion better. Bakana, can be substituted for anything in any sentence in any situation. You know how many times people use swear words to substitute for direct terms because they're lazy? Well, Bakana, can be used in the same way. Only, its softer and marginally ridiculous.

*.* This word is my complete invention and is a large consumer of my present vocabulary. How happy I am to share it with you!

--There's no toilet in here?

--What the bakana?!?

--See, I wanted to do that, but his damn bakana was just all over the place!

--What the hell am I gonna do with that bakana?

--I don't have time for you and your bakana!

There are just endless options. You can make it as cool as you want (if that's possible) or as lame.

Indulge in the freedom of bakana!

by BoBaBakana September 6, 2010

BakaNekoClock

BakaNekoClock is a clock in the group called the clockcrew, they are an extensive flash making group. BakaNeko is the cat clock. k <3?

Bakaneko is lord of the asshats

by Blah blah blah anus August 13, 2003

bakasmack

A word said when somebody does something very stupid. Conjunction of the words "baka" and "smack" - only said over the internet inside asterisks (*bakasmack*), for it sounds stupid otherwise

Wonder Kirby: 0|\/|(_- 1 15 1337
Overmind: *bakasmack*

by The Overmind October 26, 2004

bakakim

1. one who is drumstick-like and has refined buttocks
2. one who is partially dyslexic
3. can be used as a nose plug

you are such a 'baka'

shut the 'baka' up

by annnneeee November 11, 2004