Caramel apple

When u have diarrhea and it's so bad it splashes on the testicles making it a caramel apple.

Man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!

by Game the f over September 5, 2011

apple computer

A computer made by Apple

IMac

by Rodderz July 3, 2003

apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.

by Wenis July 3, 2003

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008

apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.

by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003

apple

Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.

Macs are good and so are PC's.

by Hack Nike June 9, 2005

Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).

"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one

by labeauf October 6, 2011