Asshole Sex

a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.

I respect asshole sex.

by zedo July 28, 2006

Dirty Ashley

When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls

I love when a girl is on top during sex unless she loves giving a dirty Ashley.

by FLAWLESS VICTORY May 6, 2020

Ashley :)

Ashley is the strongest person ever. She works so hard and literally is the easiest and sweetest person to talk to. I will miss her so much when she goes to a different school but I know that we will keep in touch. If the Ashley I’m talking about is Reading this I want you to know that In high school (even though we are not going to be together) I will be with you every frickin step of the way. No matter what. Any hurdle you are going through you can talk to me about it. It’s the least I owe you for listening to all Of my stupid problems for the past (it feels like) 100 years. I am so thankful of that “blessing in disguise” that happened in 5th grade with you know who because without I would have never met you. I hope you know that I miss you so much while typing this even though we are still together. People, I frickin love this girl Ashley and leaving to different schools will not make our friendship die off. ILYSFM ASHLEY!!

~Dark Chocolate

Girl: omg why did this room suddenly light up?

Me: that’s because Ashley :)walked in..

by DarkChocolate101 May 23, 2018

flabby asshole

when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult

why the fuck did you do that you flabby asshole?

by awesomeman January 15, 2005

prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

AHOLE RIPPER

One who rips somebody another asshole

When I get home , I'm gonna rip you another ahole.

by .greg chugger August 16, 2006