e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

tard burglar

Someone who does something incredibly stupid and irritating.

Jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so I turned to Timmy and said "Jim is a fucking tard burglar."

by stinkerton May 13, 2006

couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

makima..tard

a mf who never misses, and is overall a goat

He’s almost as goated as Makima..tard

by kryppa July 23, 2021

creeper tard

Some who is creepy, weird, and mixture of things like that.

Eric is a creeper tard.

That was a creeper tard move by Eric.

by Mizzlefoshizzlebizzle February 20, 2009

freak-tard

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

e-tard

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

by skarz January 10, 2010