A valle Balle is the best friend you could ever imagine. He’s one of a kind and he will always brighten your day and he’s always gonna be there for you and therefore forget helping himself from time to time (so you need to help him with that). If you have a valle balle don’t let him get away. A valle balle is a “once in a lifetime” thing and you will regret letting your valle balle get away forever.
Hey look it’s my valle balle, I really missed my valle balle
Person 1: Who’s your valle balle right now?
Person 2: it’s that guy over there, we’ve know each other since kindergarten.
Person 1: Who’s your valle balle right now?
Person 2: it’s that guy over there, we’ve know each other since kindergarten.
by Sigrid F***ing Laura March 21, 2021
Get the Valle Ballemug. 
by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022
Get the bowling ballmug. When a girl shits on a guys dick while riding and it gets on the balls. Then the girl sucks said balls.
by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025
Get the Brown Ballsmug. 
a white boy who is pale as a ghost & as skinny & tall as a corn stalk. He claims to be a gangster from Chicago but in reality he's just a modified highlighter kid and wanna be gangster. He begs for sexual intimacy & asks if size matters after talking for a week. He thinks that he is tough shit but in reality no one likes him, not even his best friends.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024
Get the corn ballmug. Jason: “yo dude Vanessa is totally tripping balls”
Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin”
Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”
Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin”
Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”
by Arts n Crafts January 2, 2024
Get the Clumsy on ballsmug.