Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples

Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck

by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024

Balls

What some second graders call boobs..

Random 2nd grader: AYO HER BALLS BIG-
Me: its boobs-

by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024

Ball Gaser

(Ball Gaser) When someone gets caught gasing at another person's balls .

Haha your a fag you looked at the brain your a fucking ball gaser!

by J.fanatic October 17, 2016

indian sun balls

An Indian sunburn on your nuts, when you rub your hands back and forth on the ballsack until it gets a sunburn like tendernous

Jim “how did Alex get into the frat so easy”
Tom “every current member had to give him Indian sun balls by sliding there hands back in forth until he has a sunburn on his balls!”
Jim “sounds great when can I start!”

by Mandingolll January 10, 2018

ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level

according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction

by sin gui December 14, 2022