Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

by Bitchum May 3, 2016

by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025

Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.
by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...
She won't but, its whatever your in to...
She won't but, its whatever your in to...
by WTFuckisthis March 1, 2011
