Quief mallet

A euphemism for the male sex organ.

“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”

by Acemld June 24, 2025

rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese

Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”

by lord anton June 24, 2025

Performative Male

A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.

Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."

Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."

by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025

Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.

Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male

by AspieChu July 19, 2025

Beta Male

Joe Biden

Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

the mall

the mall, was a place, long ago, we would go to. See the young ones, will never know. stepping into a toys r us, or a macy's, seeing the aisles go forever. Going to see Santa, asking him for a gift for being so good. Maybe you weren't but, Santa couldn't be happier to give you one. Now it's a fading memory as online shopping and gentrification takes over

You went to the mall yesterday? Nice, get any Knick knacks at the radio shack?

by I am here, right now and later August 9, 2025