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Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.
person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.
by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023
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semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
by honneamise October 10, 2018
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In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused
Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.
by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022
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SeanLawlor Syndrome

A person who likes fat hoes and has a fetish for farting sausages
guy 1: What the flip dude!
guy 2: What?
guy 1: I think i have SeanLawlor Syndrome!
by Old man Ruckus December 16, 2023
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Trifonov syndrome

It is when your friend who happens to be called Plamen Trifonov becomes crazy and says random stuff
It can be confused with down syndrome but one key difference is that everyone who has the Trifonov syndrome starts to become protective when somebody judes them to the point of killing the oppresor
A: ahahahah ehhehehe aossdajhd hahahahaohohohoho
B: Are you sick what is wrong with you
A: I WILL KILL YOU
B: Oh you have Trifonov syndrome
by Plamen Trifonov October 20, 2021
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weekend syndrome

when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover
Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
by The Real M. Jackson November 23, 2013
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Bimbo Syndrome

An infectious disease most commonly transmittable amongst women and to a lesser extent men with low intelligence, it eats away at brain matter until the victim eventually succumbs and begins parroting whatever twitter/x.com trending says and develops a belief that their opinions hold more importance than others

Very Common
More than 3 million US cases per year

Spreads in various ways
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging not required
Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong
"Damn! That bitch must have Bimbo Syndrome. She doesn't even know what state she lives in"
by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot May 29, 2024
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