I awoke to witness Mandy Ball Warming me, it was a strange sight and I was very confused! She said "This works for you, Yeah?" SO I took my balls out of her mouth and went home!
by Captain Tatertot October 23, 2023
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*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
by Messy Garden November 4, 2023
Get the Eye Fucking Balls mug.When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
Get the Topher Snow-ball mug.Omar is a legendary ball smacker due to his rigorous pounding of his partner's ass therefore creating the long sought after smacking sound when his balls smack the partner's taint rapidly.
by Captain Cheesy-poof November 30, 2020
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Get the balls mug.They typically gel their hair to the side, and always have some sort of "practice". They wear usually black name brand shoe clothing and say things like "You haven't done _____, that's sad!" or "Oh my gosh so DUMB!". Edgy balls can be exceptional complainers at times. They go hand in hand with Ball and Emo.
That Isiah is sure an Edgy Ball! He expects me to let him copy my homework when he does not let me copy his?
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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