wakeboarder

A kick ass person who is hooked on the most kick ass sport ever. Examples include Shaun Murray, Parks Bonifay, Dallas Friday, Danny Harf, Dean Smith, Darla Karsting, and Allie Cearley. It's all about dragging your ass out of the water to fly. Anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.

"check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, I'm going to show him up with my indie backroll"

by one of the elite November 13, 2004

wake'n'cid

almost like wake'n'bake only with acid.

everyday i wake'n'cid.

by cool.kkids October 21, 2008

Weaksause

Not cool. Lame. Crappy situation.

All there is on tv is reality shows and all your porn is too old to watch... Weaksause

by wer138 January 26, 2009

Wakefield

Wakefield is a pop-punk band from Mechanicsville, Maryland. The band is Ryan Escolopio, JD Tennyson, Mike Schoolden, and Aaron Escolopio. Wakefield began in 1999 when the guys were only in freshman year in highschool.

Wakefield's first album, American Made, is an album of insouciant, and sometimes poignant songs strung together by rising and falling guitar riffs, staccato drum beats, and three-part harmonies.

by Daisy July 18, 2008

weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009

wake and Break

Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.

"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."

by zuch4n September 16, 2013

weak sauce

People who go to sleep early, for the sake of getting an extra hour of sleep.

Davis stopped texting me at 11 because he wanted an extra hour of sleep. Weak sauce.

by _ladytromboner October 26, 2014