Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.

Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary

by suck my d*** November 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.

You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.

by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Porn hub but in words

Person 1: Ayo ima go on urban dictionary

Person 2: you sure….almost every definition has something to do with porn….

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

a site where literally none of the users have had sex or felt the touch of a woman who loves them

Urban dictionary was supposed to have actual information and not "sexual" things you make up on the fly. Seriously, get help.

by _Koji_ December 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of 100% true answers

I use Urban Dictionary

by EddieMurphy October 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary

When you search for anything you have a 50/50 shot of getting recent reviews or reviews that predate 911

Wow this urban dictionary site just fucking sucks

by So bad they’re good February 14, 2018