two faced

someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.

katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.

by Kaaatteeeeeee June 25, 2008

two's

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.

person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty

by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014

two-four

1) A term common in Canada, more so in Ontario than anywhere else referring to a case of 24 beers.

2) The May 24th long weekend in Canada

1) I got a two-four of molson canadian here, let's get sloppy.

2) Its the May 2-4 weekend! yay!

by matthewilliam January 21, 2011

two guys

Another slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness. See also: man's ass

Ex1:
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?

Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.

by Justin W. June 8, 2004

goody two shoes

A person (Usually a female) who usually does not enjoy drugs, drinking, partying, or getting into any trouble. They don't like getting in trouble, especially in school. They sometimes can be quiet or sometimes they can be very outgoing. You will almost never catch them at a party. He/She may be a straight A student and a teacher's pet. Or sometimes they could be using the "Good-Girl/Boy" disguise and actually may be the complete opposite of they seem to be.

"I think she is using that goody two shoes look to trick us."

"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."

by Dweebofficial January 5, 2017