mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

tool

Another term for penis or dickhead.

I thought a tool was something you made stuff with.

Yes, that's called babies.

by mr.boredom October 26, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007

Toolie

A huge fan of the band " TOOL "

That guy is such a Toolie. (fan of TOOL)

by Toolie December 30, 2002

Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

ToolBag

An idiot that makes stupid posts on sites to make others feel like they did somthing wrong.

Member from high vel IDF is a ToolBag because he is always baggin on sites..

by sean213 August 25, 2005

tool

tool as used in urban setting
a weapon, specifically a gun

can also be used to describe getting high on heroin, cocaine, crystal

when dem niggas start poppin its time to tool up,
grab your tool fool

by wha? December 28, 2005