sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

flying squirrell

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

by Fafa Flunkey March 22, 2009

turkey squirt

the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.

guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"

by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009

Square One Brew

When you go Square one mall after eating out, and all of a sudden have to take a crap and take off running to find a washroom.

Shane: Why did Buck run off so fast? and why was he walking funny?
Jordan: I think he had to drop a Square one brew after eating at Jack Astors again.

by Buck1234 January 5, 2009

squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
...
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

T-Square

A Japanese fusion jazz band. They recently (2004) celebrated their 25th anniversary and have over 20 albums, including several collaborations with jazz artists from across the world. One of their albums, Megalith, was released in an overseas version outside of Japan.

"Have you heard the new T-Square album?"

by Misty De Meo May 26, 2004

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009