spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Spongebola

The act of a tv show suddenly becoming really bad, with unbelievable excuses for good television, ending in terrible backfires. Such as SpongeBob entering its 6th season.

Jack: Can you believe the quality of Family Guy now? If you don't think it's unrealistically bad you haven't been paying attention.
Jill: I've never seen Spongebola this severe. It makes Atlantis Squarepantis look like Finding Nemo.

by 2GS March 11, 2015

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

Spongebobiness

When you encounter a situation or moment concerning more than one scenario from spongebob in a single day.

Eric: "Yo dude I just got a text from you and Georgina about spongebob at the same time."
Cierra: "That's some spongebobiness right there."

by Courtney Linus June 5, 2015

Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.

1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.

by BloodFactory June 12, 2015