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spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.
Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?
by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011
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Spider

Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind
I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.
by BratBastard October 17, 2011
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Despacito Spider

Is a sexy roblox spider that says "Despacito"
by Russianvodkaslav May 19, 2019
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auto sniper

A contradictory and juvenile nickname given to the German G3 SG-1 sniper rifle. Mostly used in Counter-Strike, in which most players are too ignorant to notice the flaws in their "gamer" terminology. It is hard to imagine where this nickname comes from, as in the the game, the rifle does not have the full-automatic firing capability.
Jeff: W4tch 0ut j00 nubs i'11 k1ck j00r a$$ wif my l337 auto sniper LOL!

Me: Auto sniper? Snipers are people, not guns, you dumbfuck.
by Sgt N00dle December 13, 2008
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hektik_sniper

Very known leader of Soldat clan SaD. He is an evil man, very evil man.
18:52:31 <@Hektik_Sniper> hjälp i lost my cock
by OOMOLOO OMOO February 12, 2005
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Sniper

n. (snî´-p&#601;r)
A term used by a male to inform another male that there is a female in eyeshot sporting visible THO. That male is then expected to discreetly survey the area, locate the female and inspect her nipple(s). Often accompanied by a nudge and or a widely open-eyed head gesture toward the female.
Male A: "Dude, sniper."
Male B: "...nice."
by Mutard February 11, 2007
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