A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
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Steve: Hey Jake, how many bars of soap did you have today?
Jake: Oh, at least 5. They're so good!
Steve: Me too bro!
Jake: Oh, at least 5. They're so good!
Steve: Me too bro!
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When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."
by moard February 19, 2024
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Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."
by moard February 22, 2024
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