Self Service

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

by Yeah that. June 27, 2011

self-fucker

A male capable of fucking his own asshole.

That guy will never need anyone for sex in his life; he's a self-fucker.

by 8291 September 2, 2007

Self-arrest

Self-arrest is a mountaineering related maneuver in which a climber that has fallen and is sliding down a snow or ice slope arrests (stops) the slide by himself without recourse to a rope or other belay system.

Self-arrest can be performed by using an ice axe or by using the climber's hands, feet, knees and elbows. Self-arrest with an ice axe is a difficult maneuver, but without it the probability of effectively arresting a fall is greatly diminished

We went up in the mountains today to practice our self-arrest technique.

by johnny do climb January 6, 2007

self-sucking

when a man sucks their own cock. they must be very flexible and feisty . oh yeahhhhhhh .

i don't have a girlfriend so i'm self-sucking today .

by nuggnugg4000 October 23, 2010

self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

self expression

anyone who sees self expression as a liberalist act of pacifism is narrow-minded and probably does nothing but talk about sports and guns all day long to people who could care less but feel sorry for him cause they know he's a loser. it's being able to create something that is your own and defines you as a person.

jocks, government workers and business men.

by jdogg2020 December 21, 2004

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009