Saque Flaque

When you dick is so itchy, and you scratch it so much, your dick starts to flake skin. If enough saque flaque is produced, the dick will start to bleed profusely.

My dick was covered in saque flaque and blood.

by B.A DanFonz December 25, 2010

Sashelle

The most beautiful girl in the world. She completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. She is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. When i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. The greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and in short, i just cant imagine life without her.

Bob: I hooked up with Brittany for five hours last night!

Bill: I talked to Sashelle for 20 minutes last night.

Bob: I'm jealous!!!

by Redapple12 January 19, 2012

sativa sunrise

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

by on a train 123 February 3, 2012

Sanribro

Dudes who like Hello Kitty and the Sanrio characters.

Sanrio + Bro = Sanribro

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see that guys Hello Kitty backpack?
Girl 2: That's Arad, he's a total Sanribro.
Girl 1: He's so dreamy!

by Aradsmom June 4, 2013

Salard

Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.

"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."

by arfawesome January 10, 2014

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016