pulling a David

Is the act of looking very busy at work when you are just loafing around and doing nothing

Victor:hancel you are not really working , but you look very busy with all those papers on your desk.

Hancel:shhhh, im pulling a david

by viczilla August 17, 2009

pulling a danny

the act of masturbating so hard, so frequently and with such intensity that your dick starts to bleed

Yo so last night my tv was broken
omg rly?
ya i was so bored i must i jacked off like 9 times
damn next time be carefull ur rly close to pulling a danny

by heckdannyklayman May 25, 2010

pulling out

To pull your penis out of a woman's vagina and excreat bodily fluids. A common form of contraception, until filthy sailors started travelling around the world spreding diseases from port to port.

Todd thought he was swift, until he pulled out too late and ruined his life in the process

by macdad April 2, 2003

pulling a beckham

Deriving from the English football star Beckham, after injuring himself in a ridiculous manner. The phrase 'pulling a Beckham' can be used when someone or something gets hurt in the most minimal or stupidest way.

Boy: Coach, Brandon just pulled a beckham!!!

Coach:How?

Boy:I don't know, he was just walking toward the ball and then he just collapsed to the floor while grabbing his knee.

Coach:If he keeps pulling a beckham everyday like that, were going to have to get him out the team!

by omiz May 15, 2010

pulling a muslim

A tactic in the Halo game series.
A player stands in front of a wall and throws a plasma granade at the wall, the grenade bounces off and sticks to the player. the player then runs into the enemy base thereby blowing up himself and everyone inside.
It is coustomary to yell "alalalalalala" when doing this tactic.

Although the name of this move is considered racist, it still sucessfully conveys the action taken and is the best phrase to convey the act.

"jerry just blew up the whole red base"
"yeah, he pulled a muslim"

- the results of pulling a muslim

by xvjfxvzf October 4, 2010

pulling a Josey

To fart on ones bed while laughing at a joke told by a friend.

Joann: I think im pulling a Josey
Sapphire: If you pull a Josey I swear to God...

by SMRF July 27, 2011

Pulling A Theo

Falling asleep on buses or in inconvenient places excessively frequently.

"Uch, I was so tired in class today that I ended up pulling a theo"

by Snofish September 16, 2011