pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.

When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.

by Griffith Page February 23, 2008

poon'd

to lay down ownage or to be owned.

I poon'd Johnny in Halo.

I was poon'd by Johnny in Halo.

by Robert Murray September 25, 2005

poon mast

the biggest poon; an extremely gay kid

you are a poon mast !

by P Blunt July 4, 2006

Poon

Root; Pussy or Poo-na-knee. A)Of or being like a girl or a ghey. B)Also, can be used to refer to the female genitalial. C)Best used as an insult.

1)Don't be such a poon.

2)Did you get any poon last night?

3)Would you care for a Jr. bacon poon burger?

by Dignin September 16, 2005

poon princesses

Annie and Heather. They are the masters of working the poon to your hearts delight. Bow to them.

"I can't believe how good the poon princesses are!! I've never felt so much pleasure in my poon!"

by Heathurr April 10, 2005

poon

Poon is when someone is riding a bicycle naked, and you push them off & sniff the seat.

Oh fuck man, i have such a big craving for some poon right about now.

by adam niccoli February 11, 2005

poon face

a faggit a.k.a samm mcclernan a butt face one who smells of vaginal fluids

by retsel toks May 18, 2003