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flare pants 

the pants that all the thots in school wear
Jake: Damn. Taylor’s ass looks nice as heck in those pants!
Dan: That’s because they’re flare pants. All the hoes wear them
flare pants by urbandictionary1904 November 29, 2017

Hangi Pants 

When a young maori queen(Aunties) has put out to 95% of the local rugby team or town, Marae or local social clubs. Most likey to have 3 sexual partners in one night.
Also found at local parties or the local pubs wearing ug-boots and there pyjamas drinking woodstock or any bourbon pre-mix normally 5% alcohol content, as they are the cheapest and they would have to wait for there benefit to clear and in there hand will be a john player special 20s pk.
Mel- Hey what you doing after the 3rds rugby game.
Tama- Not you hangi pants.

Tama 1- Hey bru, is mel coming tonight?
Tama 2- Oooooooooh fuck bru, she got the mean hangi pants.
Tama 1- Tell the rugby team we got a after party to attend to.
Hangi Pants by John curly September 4, 2012

fancy pants 

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing
With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.

astro-pants

Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.
"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."

poop pants 

poop pants do that dance do the dance of the poop e pee pants dance
Look and Kody Allen Hill over there he is doing the poop pants dance
poop pants by Kody Allen Hill November 16, 2011

Hammer Pants 

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."