by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023
Get the Open Chairy mug.(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
Get the The Can Opener mug.The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
by pojke June 4, 2022
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Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
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Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
Open gesture:heheheisidjf rirr
by Heusheusurhfut November 12, 2017
Get the open gesture mug.The shittiest of shitty shit who think they're great so they prance about with a high esteem thinking they tower over everyone and do stupid shit that just disrupts others and proves they are, in fact, low open.
by whydoineedahandlethatsdumb September 21, 2014
Get the low open mug.I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
Get the left-handed can opener mug.Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."
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