Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

show pole

A lavish walking stick

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.

by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021

pole mate

Sex. Lots. Always.

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

PoleNotSoul alldaybooty

by Gadzooks March 18, 2014

totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019

Poled her

Get a girl pregnant

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.

by Young Proudy June 26, 2019