Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

SCROTUM POLE

What a woman sees when three or more sexual partners penis or penis replacements are stacked shortest to longest before penetration occurs. The view will resemble penis head, on top of penis head, on top of penis head, and so on and so forth if attempting more.
Also can be viewed in the same manner in oral situations. This is not limited to women just being the recipiant in the oral view.

Person 1
Me, Bryan and Timmy gave Mary her first view of a Scrotum Pole.
Person 2
It's Bryan, Timmy, and I ....
Person 1

Hey fellas, looks like we got another english major wanting to take her turn on the scrotum pole!

by Chuck U Farlie May 12, 2023

Icicle Pole

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

pole walker

a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing

that guys a total pole walker.

by nifty July 03, 2005