Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."

"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."

by C.S.K. July 10, 2009

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road sushi

When you go down on a Japanese girl while she is driving.

Wow that guy knows his way around a Nigeria. Best road sushi ever.

by MightyOak March 19, 2017

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Rocky Road

1. To have diarrhea while doing anal, and still continuing to do anal
2. taking a shit in a Ben and Jerseys

dude 1: did you hear about Thomas
dude 2: no, what about him
dude 1: he was fuckin his bitch you know, then all of the sudden she began to Rocky Road all over his dick,

dude 2: sick!
dude one: he even still continued
dude 2: that's disgusting.

by wiggly dick October 11, 2014

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Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017

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Sad Road

A happy trail coming out of the ass.

Ewww! That guy has such a long sad road.

by Talora October 21, 2008

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Hole In The Road

A community so small that the residents would have to dig a "hole in the road" to get any passing cars to stop. Usually associated with roadside stands and occasionally cheesy "tourist" attractions like the frequently seen "Mystery Spot".

On the way here we stopped at this little hole in the road and picked up some peanuts. You can have them, they ain't worth a damn. Poor folks haven't seen a swinging dick stop by all day.

by kiteless. June 11, 2013

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