ROAD KENNEL

slang for a k9 police car.

cop action in which a police dog is used.

originates from the kennels used for house pets.
"you bill! Road kennel comin' up on your right!"

"ditch the drugs, man! the police always be rollin' in the road kennels in the crib."
by benbot877 January 24, 2008
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Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.
Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.
by Rowdy Cain December 28, 2014
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Hole In The Road

A community so small that the residents would have to dig a "hole in the road" to get any passing cars to stop. Usually associated with roadside stands and occasionally cheesy "tourist" attractions like the frequently seen "Mystery Spot".
On the way here we stopped at this little hole in the road and picked up some peanuts. You can have them, they ain't worth a damn. Poor folks haven't seen a swinging dick stop by all day.
by kiteless. June 12, 2013
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road sushi

When you go down on a Japanese girl while she is driving.
Wow that guy knows his way around a Nigeria. Best road sushi ever.
by MightyOak March 20, 2017
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Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.
by Smickers2 June 30, 2022
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Dirt Road

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.
by NutsTucked April 21, 2019
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Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'
Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck
by ph aero October 31, 2010
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